We know it, you know it, and the world deserves to know it, too.
Every business needs a web presence—something that shows you’re legit, trustworthy, and an actual human.
But full-blown websites take so. much. time.
And heaps of effort.
And whoa some investment.
What if launching didn’t have to be so damn complicated, time-consuming, and expensive?
Your website doesn’t have to explain everything you do.
It just has to get your audience interested and keep your business growing.
Hand us the scissors and hair dye, we’re ready to give you a green mullet.
An A-team collaboration with Anna Hetzel (they/them), copywriter and brand strategist, and Matt Hall (he/him), web designer and developer.
To give YOU a launch-ready web page FAST.
This page you’re reading right now (omg meta!) is what you can expect from us.
Get started by hopping on a call with one of us.
We know what we’re doing.
We’ve worked with hundreds of clients over 10+ years to create web pages that work perfectly and pull their weight.
With our powers combined, you can hand off your big ideas to us and relax about the outcome.
Because in our hands, your web page is gonna be good and it’s gonna work.
Founder of Strange Birds, I’ve been writing website copy for 5+ years.
I know how to take your idea and make it sing.
Co-founder of Common People Web Design, I’ve been helping people like you get their ideas out into the world for 11+ years.
I know how to bring your idea to life.
Wow! Much impress!
Would you look good with a green mullet?
Rhetorical question because everyone looks good with a green mullet.
But…is this particular VIP Experience for you?
We’re not creating a brand for you.
We’re reinforcing and expanding on a brand you already have.
Is that you?
Awesome, get ready for the final pitch…
A fully-functioning web page. What do we mean by that? We mean a page with buttons that integrate to your existing software and funnels (calendar, CRM, store, etc)
Yep! We want you to be set up to grow on YOUR terms. So you’ll get training and walkthroughs showing you how to update the copy, colors, and images on your site. We’ll include links to documentation, too, so you and your team can add to your page as needed.
If you already have great website hosting, we’ll gladly build on that. (This includes platforms like Squarespace and Webflow.)
Need fast, reliable hosting? We’ll set it up for you at no additional charge.
It would be best if you were to already have your own domain. But yes, we can buy a domain under your name if you don’t have one yet.
We have revisions and check-ins built throughout the process. If you do not give us notes back in a timely manner (we’ll let you know the timeline when it happens) we will keep moving forward regardless. At the end of the two weeks, you should have a web page you can be proud of if you engage with the process.
Anna has been writing website copy for years now. They have a systemized process that will help unlock your ideas, organize them in a structured way with a compelling story, and laid out to optimize for conversions. Plus Matt is also a copywriter so you’ll have TWO seasoned copywriters with their brains on your idea.
Yes, we will be using templates. But! They are just a starting point to help us deliver your web page in two weeks. Your business is unique, which means while every page will have essentially the same sections, the copy, layout, and design will be different for every project.
This service is not for long-form sales pages. What you see here on this page selling The Green Mullet is what you can expect to get from us!
We are not SEO experts and if that is your main priority, we’re probably not a good fit for you. We’d be happy to refer you to one!
But in full transparency, one-page websites are really hard to rank. So this is really intended for sites that use strategies like paid ads, email outreach, networking, and other non-SEO strategies to drive initial traffic.
We make no guarantees on sales. Sales is a complicated web of systems, from your list, outreach, marketing, SEO, lead generation, and more. This web page is only one piece of your greater effort. However, we do promise to write and build a page that uses all of our expertise and knowledge in what works for landing conversions.
And hot dang have we got some experience in making totally kick-ass converting web pages.